i challenge

towritelesbiansonherarms:

masochistickitten:

hewhisperedimustbreakyou:

nosdrinker:

tofujesus:

every human who truly believes to be on the top of the food chain, everyone who believes it is their birthright to pound on that (perceived) position to justify their moral bankrupcy whenever they find it to be challenged, to prove their superiority in a 1 on 1 fistfight with any of the following animals:

  • killer whale
  • tiger
  • great white shark
  • gray wolf
  • brown bear
  • lion
  • saltwater crocodile

biting encouraged. and yes, you may pray to god for assistance if necessary. the winner will eat the loser raw and unseasoned complete with hair, bones and bowel contents, the loser will have to shut the fuck up forever.

should be easy, right?

how can you have a fistfight with animals that don’t have hands

I feel you have not seen The Grey.

Ohh yeah, I love me some saltwater crocodile bowel contents.

Go eat your fucking lettuce you stupid cunt

“Save a plant, eat a cow,
I want beef, I want it now!
I’m gonna eat it cause it’s red!
I’m gonna eat it cause it’s dead!
maybe I should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
I’d eat people if it was legal,
I’d eat people if it was legal!”

Say “Ten” - Reel Big Fish

Source: seitanpancake

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